Fall Monday Playlist #07 – Celebrities

 

After last week’s slightly controversial topic (although it didn’t cause quite as much consternation as I thought it might) I’m heading for safer ground…

It’s not that MES was in the habit of hanging out with celebrities. In fact it was quite a challenge to find a picture of him with anybody famous other than fellow musicians (I had to – not for the first time – ask dannyno for assistance in finding the one above). His lyrics, however, were peppered with random celebrity references.

The YouTube playlist is here. For those who prefer Spotify:

Fit And Working Again
And I feel like Alan Minter
I just ate eight sheets of blotting paper
And I chucked out the Alka Seltzer

Minter (who died, aged 69, between me writing and publishing this) was world middleweight boxing champion for sixth months in 1980. His precise role in the narrative of this Slates track is unclear.

Alton Towers
The spawn of J. “Loaded” Brown and L. Laverne crawl around

Smith undertook a famously well-oiled and antagonistic interview for James Brown’s Loaded magazine in 2008. He called interviewer John Perry a c*nt, tried to stub a cigarette out in his face, described John Peel as ‘a bastard’ and abused Tim Wheeler of Ash, who happened to be in the pub in which the interview took place. A year earlier, another awkward interview – this time on TV show Transmission – saw Lauren Laverne ask, ‘your missus is still in there, and she was in the last lot, right? Did you ever think about, sort of, maybe replacing her and then think, oh, I can’t go that far?’ MES, deadpan, replied ‘don’t get funny now’.

A Lot Of Wind
Then they have Carl Lewis on
He’s got a ponytail and he’s a vegan

Not only does Smith’s account of mind-numbing daytime TV mention Olympic gold medal winner Lewis, the ‘weatherman… [who] used to teach all our friends’ refers to Fred Talbot, a teacher at Altrincham Grammar School for Boys which Simon Wolstencroft attended.

Dedication Not Medication
Pierce Brosnan how dare you prescribe
Sad grief and bed wet pills?

One of Smith’s most startling opening lines refers to ex-Bond actor Brosnan’s role in promoting Indian chewing tobacco Pan Bahar, one of the side effects of which is incontinence.

Dr Bucks’ Letter
Cheer myself up: put the radio on, get the magazine out
And read about ‘The Essence of Tong’

Tracking down the source for this passage, which took him nearly twenty years, is dannyno’s proudest Fall detective moment. It comes from Hot Line, ‘the complementary magazine for Virgin Trains passengers’, no 8, Autumn 1999.

The Wright Stuff
Eccentric lad: he keeps false, plastic women’s bosoms under his TV desk and dressing room
Oh yes
Growing up, his family had no problems with nudity
In fact, this held his dad in good stead on ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here’

Probably refers to Arsenal and England striker Ian Wright, although of course Paul Gascoigne has a stronger link with plastic breasts. As ever, The Annotated Fall has a detailed analysis.

Cary Grant’s Wedding
Cary Grant’s wedding
Buster Keaton he turned up
He was an old woman
He didn’t take hallucigens

First appeared on Totale’s Turns, recorded in Bradford on 29 February 1980. Played only a dozen times 1979-81 and never got a studio recording. One contributor to The Annotated Fall suggests that Keaton was being mocked for ‘his avoidance of LSD’. Random fact: the first film ever shown at The Regal Cinema, Hitchin (where Hex Enduction Hour was recorded) was Gunga Din, starring Cary Grant.

The Littlest Rebel
Hips like Shirley Temple
She’s the littlest rebel

Child star Shirley Temple appeared in The Littlest Rebel in 1935.

Tempo House
Roll the chubby round jowls
And Burton is weeping
His shares are weeping
God damn the pedantic Welsh

Glamorgan-born Richard Burton played Winston Churchill in the 1974 biopic The Gathering Storm: ‘Winston Churchill had a speech imp-p-p-pediment / and look what he did / he razed half of London’.

As those of you who follow on Twitter / Facebook will know, the second draft of You Must get Them All went off to the publishers recently. Fingers crossed – and many thanks, as ever, for all your support.

Next week, we’ll be looking at those moments where MES got a bit self-referential…

Fall Monday Playlist #06 – The Worst

The Argus, 10 October 1996

Over the last two and a half years I have spent a large chunk of my life writing well over a quarter of a million words about The Fall. I know that nobody forced me to do this, and I only mention it to put this post into context. I love The Fall, but any artist putting out 500+ songs on 150+ albums over 40 years is bound to make the odd misstep. One of the many joys of The Fall is that, although their best work is thrilling, challenging, innovative and unique, when they produced a duffer, it was a proper duffer. This is also true of their live performances. Although there were both rough patches and runs of outstanding gigs, they could also veer back and forth between the two in the space of a week. (The review above is of their 8 October 1996 performance at the Assembly Rooms, Worthing, regarded by many as their worst ever gig.)

Another rewarding aspect of being a Fall fan is that hardly any of us can agree about anything. I’m not claiming that this is unique in itself – ask a Beatles, Dylan, Neil Young or Prince forum what that artist’s best ten songs are and you’ll surely get some sparky debate – but if you ask a group of Fall fans to rank five specified tracks, you’ll get a hundred different answers. (This might seem mathematically impossible, but trust me – they could do it.)

“Having two drummers was a shit idea.”

I gave advance warning of this post on Twitter and Facebook last Friday, and asked for people’s thoughts about the group’s worst moments. Within a few hours, about a quarter of the group’s back catalogue had been nominated. Most were the usual suspects (several of which appear below) but even ‘The Classical’, ‘The Container Drivers’ and ‘Hip Priest’ had their backers. One went so far as to disparage the whole notion of having two drummers as ‘a shit idea’.

One poster was upset about the ‘negativity’ of the whole idea of identifying the group’s worst songs. I understand their viewpoint, and if you also feel this way then I suggest reading no further. I’m sorry for any offence caused – especially to any ex-Fall members reading this! – but this is, after all, just a bit of fun – and a bit of fun borne out of love.

I know that most (perhaps all) of the songs below will have their defenders. Judging by the frequency with which they cropped up on social media over the weekend, there will also be a few whose absence some people will find perplexing. So, here are my ‘bottom ten’ picks, which will undoubtedly be different to every other Fall fan’s list – and that’s all just part of the joy…

YouTube Playlist

[‘Outro’ isn’t on YouTube, so ‘The City Never Sleeps’ steps up from the subs’ bench.]

Italiano
In the late 90s, the Receiver label released what felt like a hundred compilations. Characterised by inaccurate tracklistings, dubious sleeve notes and general shoddiness, they contained about an album’s worth of worthwhile material between them. Oxymoron (1997) advertised ‘Italiano’ on its front cover, presumably to entice potential purchasers with the promise of new, unheard material. If anyone bought the album on the strength of this ‘new’ track, they were surely disappointed by this woefully hamfisted techno-mangling of ‘Oleano’.

Rude (All The Time)
In the unlikely event that Ed Blaney is reading this, then I’m sorry Ed. I know you were a good friend to MES and you co-wrote and played on several really good Fall songs (for example the blistering ‘I Wake Up In The City‘, the b-side to this limited edition 7″, which is among my favourite Fall tracks). I don’t know what the original Trigger Happy version sounded like, but this is a half-arsed strum that has a distinct just-got-back-from-the-pub feel about it.

Black Monk Theme 2
Part 1 is a cracker, especially the Peel session version. But whatever made the group think that giving the song a hi-NRG/Eurovision treatment, complete with manic handclap effects and tortuous key changes was a good idea, God only knows.

Birthday
‘Birthday’ might have escaped this list had ‘The City Never Sleeps‘ been available on Spotify. Both songs were sung by Lucy Rimmer, but she’s not to blame for either of them appearing here. There’s nothing wrong with her vocals at all, it’s just that neither of the tracks sound much like The Fall. Smith’s absence isn’t the main problem though; the issue is that both are pedestrian indie-jangles that commit the cardinal sin of making The Fall sound really dull.

Hark The Herald Angels Sing
The Fall had a few goes at festive songs, with very mixed results. This track is from Peel session #18, broadcast in December 1994. ‘Hark’ starts off promisingly, with a laid-back REM/Teenage Fanclub strum accompanied by Smith’s laid-back drawl. However, the chorus, although hilarious the first couple of times you hear it, is enough to set anyone’s teeth on edge.

Crew Filth / Where’s The Fuckin Taxi? Cunt
Whereas ‘Birthday’ and ‘Hark’ are flawed, there’s still something endearing about them; they’re the sort of songs that, when they pop up on shuffle, provoke a smile as well as a roll of the eyes and a shrug. There’s nothing endearing about this pair, however.

The Fall have a long history of tracks that are either quirky little interludes or piss-taking filler, depending on your point of view – ‘North West Fashion Show’, ‘Light/Fireworks’, ‘Pre-MDMA Years’, ‘W.M.C.–Blob 59’, ‘Live At The Witch Trials’, etc. Whatever their lyrical or musical merits, there is at least something playful and humorous about them. ‘Crew’ and ‘Taxi’, as well as being deeply self-indulgent, both have an unpleasantly sharp edge about them. The former contains the line ‘we kept our backs to the walls’, about which the best you can say is that it hasn’t aged well.

Oswald Defence Lawyer
Contains a few nice turns of phrase (’embraces the struffed corpse of Mark Twain’) but overall it’s incredibly sluggish, lumbering and dull. I’m with Brix: ‘The most annoying song I ever had to play on… it was interminable, and when we played it I watched the audience switch off’.

Cloud of Black
‘Cloud’ – a Shift-Work out-take that first appeared on The Twenty-Seven Points – is a similarly monotonous affair. Scanlon sounds as though he’s losing the will to live; MES appears to be struggling to stay awake.

Outro
A single note repeated in batches of three for 36 seconds. It’s not clear how this required the song-writing efforts of five people (Smith/Barbato/Poulou/Presley/McCord). It’s not on YouTube, so just go ‘duh-duh-duh’ a few times and your version will be just as good.

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I was a bit ambitious in the last post, suggesting that the You Must Get Them All second draft might be completed by Bank Holiday Monday. I still have quite a bit to go, but I’ve taken a day off work next Tuesday, so hopefully it’ll be done by then – wish me luck! (and do all the retweeting, sharing, etc. if you have the time.)

We’ll be back on more positive ground next week with Fall songs that reference celebrities…

Fall Monday Playlist #05 – Love & Relationships

‘If you’re feeling too sexy, have a glass of water and a run round the backyard.’

John Edward Smith (father of MES), quoted in Renegade

Brix Smith Start: 'Mark E Smith? He's complicated' | Music | The Guardian
Photograph: Lisa Haun (from The Guardian, 1 May 2016)

Perhaps 90-ish% of all popular music is about relationships. Boy meets girl, mostly, with all the other permutations and the odd diversion into my father/mother never understood me. In comparison to most artists, The Fall’s back catalogue is rather light on songs directly related to relationships. Here are ten moments when MES did touch on the subject.

And for those of you who don’t have / like Spotify, here’s the YouTube Playlist

Sing! Harpy
Smith claimed that he didn’t write songs about Brix after they separated: ‘I write about ex-girlfriends, readies, the milkman… but never Brix. It’s funny, you’d think I would, but I don’t feel the need to.’ It seems unlikely, however, that ‘Harpy’ wasn’t about her: ‘she gripped me like a hawk / her talons were quite famished’. Given that she was dating Nigel Kennedy at the time, the prominence of Kenny Brady’s violin feels like it might not be a coincidence…

15 Ways
References those ‘analyse your life/relationship’ magazine quizzes whilst also parodying Paul Simon’s ‘50 Ways To Leave Your Lover’. Its weary ennui may also reflect the deterioration in Smith and Saffron Prior’s relationship.

An Older Lover Etc.
The sleeve of Slates included a brief description of each song. For this one it read ‘real Bert Finn stuff’, a reference to Albert Finney, star of Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, in which his character has an affair with an older, married woman. There’s not actually that much in the lyric to link it directly to the film, but there’s certainly a cynical and sordid tone: ‘old divorces / children’s faces’; ‘her love was like your mother’s / with added attractions’; ‘you’ll soon get tired of her / she’ll shag you out on the table’. Generally considered to be about Kay Carroll, who was eleven years older than Smith. ‘You should have seen Kay’s face when he sang it’, said clarinetist Dave Tucker.

Edinburgh Man
Smith’s paean to his briefly adopted home is a poignant and melancholy piece: ‘I still miss the streets at dawn / and in the morning walking your bridges home… I tell you something / I wish I was in Edinburgh’.

Married, 2 Kids
Smith’s vignette of married life is as cynical and depressing as you might expect, but also laced with dark, wry humour, the protagonist having ‘aftershave like mustard’ and a ‘peculiar goatish smell’. Smith suggested that the song was about manager Trevor Long, who had ‘only started conning him once he’d had two kids’. This ‘alternative’ version, taken from the 1996 Receiver compilation Fiend With a Violin, is actually a live recording of unknown provenance.

In The Park
Smith rarely wrote directly about sex (presumably preferring a glass of water) so this track from Grotesque is a bit of an eye-opener. Basically, it’s an ode to dogging: ‘I take you to the park up the road… rain makes policemen no threat / turns cars into little specks / muffles the shouts of your neighbour and we will have sex here.’ Absolute filth, and lots of fun.

Shift-Work
A sorrowful tale of a couple falling apart because of incompatible work patterns. Live versions were generally much more effective than the rather limp and sluggish album version. This one is from Live Various Years and was recorded in Munich, October 1993.

Birthday Song
A fragile composition by Julia Nagle that finds Smith in uncharacteristically romantic mood: ‘in dreams I stumble towards you… I am in the next room with you always’.

Reckoning
Brix claimed that two of the songs on Middle Class Revolt were about her; if that’s true, this seems to be one of the most likely candidates. This might suggest that the ‘hippy half-wit, who thinks he’s Mr. Mark Smith’ is Nigel Kennedy, although it’s a bit of a stretch to imagine the spiky-haired violinist as a hippy. The opening line, ‘I phoned you up from Dallas’ (‘I followed you from Dallas’ on this Peel session version) may have been inspired by the country standard, ‘My Elusive Dreams’.

Exploding Chimney
The closing track of Imperial Wax Solvent delves into the less salubrious side of human relationships. Smith’s reference to ‘herpes, scabies and AIDS’ around a minute in shed a bit of unsavoury light on the opening lines, where he describes having ‘rat poison’ in both his ‘workshop’ and his ‘vicinity’. All of which suggests that the chimney that’s undergoing detonation might not be an architectural feature…

 

Many thanks, as always, to all of you who share, like, retweet, etc. It really is very much appreciated. The second draft of the You Must Get Them All book is about nearly done; I’m hoping to have it complete by the end of bank holiday Monday. I’d be very grateful for anything you can do to promote YMGTA.

Next week will see me address a potentially controversial topic: the ten worst Fall tracks.

 

Fall Monday Playlist #04 – Pre-Cog

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‘Mark is psychic and he knows it. He’s a precognitive psychic, able to pick up snatches of future incidents before they happen,’

Brix Smith Start: The Rise, the Fall, and the Rise

‘You write things down and you don’t know what they mean but you know they’re true and they come true later. It’s not prophecy as such… I see things happening and I think, “Oh, that reminds me of something.” Turns out it’s something I wrote five years ago.’

Interview with Michael Bracewell and Jon Wilde, frieze, 4 September 1992

Although Mark E Smith had a generally cynical outlook on life, he was certainly not averse to believing in the supernatural side of things. This went far beyond his love of The Twilight Zone. Smith claimed, for example, to have been an accomplished tarot reader in his early years: ‘when people did a tarot with me they’d walk away with their life changed… I got quite a reputation for it’.

The Fall’s back catalogue is peppered with songs that a variety of people (fans, journalists and group members) have suggested provide evidence of Smith’s pre-cognitive abilities. Whether or not the man himself truly believed in his predictive powers is anyone’s guess, but here are ten Fall songs that some believe demonstrate Smith’s ability to predict the future.

Pre-Cog

[Normally, there’d be an embedded playlist here, but WordPress and/or Spotify are for some reason being uncooperative; hopefully you’ll find it here.]

Psykick Dancehall
According to Kay Carroll, Dragnet‘s opener was inspired by a psychic centre in Prestwich that her mother (a practising medium) had opened  in a building that had previously been a dance studio. This was contradicted by Martin Bramah, who claimed that the song was about a disco above a spiritualist church in Prestwich called Questers Psychic Disco (referenced directly in the lyric) that he had attended: ‘I didn’t know Mark at that point, and Mark never went, but later I told him about this place.’ Smith himself provided yet another explanation, saying that the song ‘was based on this Christian Psychic club that I used to go to for a laugh. These psychic women would stop me coming out of the dole and go, “You’ve got it, come to our meeting”. Fascinating stuff. It was like Alcoholics Anonymous for psychics.’ The phrase ‘you’ve got it’ presumably points to Smith’s alleged ‘pre-cog’/psychic talents.

The version below is the Dragnet original. If you haven’t already heard it, you might also want to check out ‘Psykick Dancehall #2’, an alternative version that was a b-side to the ‘Fiery Jack’ single and contains a brief monologue about Scottish psychic Helen Duncan, the last person to be imprisoned under the 1735 Witchcraft Act.

 

Free Range
In which Smith seems to anticipate the conflict that would break up Yugoslavia. As Dave Thompson put it:

‘One of The Fall’s most ferocious …releases, war torn guitars and keyboards cut through with muttered samples, as Smith’s chilling vision of a pan-European society regulated according to the Nazi/Nietzsche-ian ideal was borne out by the near-simultaneous eruption of the war in the Balkans.’

Whilst the album track is pretty peerless, for a bit of variety I’ve included the Nottingham 92 version here. A cracking take, it’s heavy on the Bush electronica and is introduced by MES as being ‘a bit like James’.

 

Terry Waite Sez
Brix saw the lyric as clear evidence of Smith’s abilities. ‘We record the song. He ends up getting kidnapped. The song is released. Then his family call Beggars Banquet record company. They believe there might be clues in the lyrics as to where he’s being held.’

According to Smith, the song was about a bloke he met down the pub.

 

Arid Al’s Dream
A sadly overlooked little gem from an obscure 1992 compilation called Various ‎– Volume Four. It eventually appeared on a reissue of Shift-Work as well as several Fall compilations. The Annotated Fall describes it as ‘a sci-fi tale, seemingly about a dream encounter with an alien intelligence.’ It doesn’t contain any spooky predictions, but there are frequent references to ‘psy-cog dreams’.

 

Powder Keg
The Light User Syndrome was released on 10 June 1996. It included this track, which referenced Enniskillen and described Manchester as a ‘powder keg’. Five days later the IRA detonated a bomb in Manchester city centre that injured over 200 people. In a 1996 interview (it’s at 25:55) Smith said that the song was inspired by his sister getting caught up in the 1992 Manchester bombing

 

Disney’s Dream Debased
Smith and Brix visited Disneyland in January 1984. Brix’s account says that MES was scared and shaken after riding on the ‘Matterhorn’ rollercoaster, repeatedly telling her that the ride was ‘evil’. Shortly afterwards, a woman was decapitated when she was thrown from her car and struck by the next one. Coincidence? Well, yes – but it’s an intriguing tale and a great tune.

 

Spencer Must Die
Simon Spencer of D.O.S.E. co-wrote this song from Levitate. He died a few years later. Not exactly the strongest evidence for Smith’s supernatural abilities, but still a great track. The version here is a live version (or, to be more accurate, two live versions welded together) from the 2018 triple-LP/double-CD reissue on Cherry Red.

 

Zagreb
From the 1990 EP, The Dredger. Another example of MES predicting the conflict in the Balkans, not that he was alone in doing so. He referred to the song in a 1992 interview:

‘I wrote a song called Zagreb Daylight two years ago. We were playing in Zagreb and l could feel this horrible, murderous shit in the air.’

A snippet of ‘The Funeral Mix’, another track from the EP, is inexplicably tacked onto the end.

Victoria Train Station Massacre / New Facts Emerge
When New Facts Emerge was released in 2017, there was a little controversy regarding the title of Victoria Train Station Massacre. A couple of months earlier, a suicide bomber had killed 23 people and injured 139 at an Ariana Grande concert at Manchester Arena. A Cherry Red representative stated that this was an ‘unfortunate coincidence… The track was recorded and the artwork sent off for manufacture long before the terrible events in Manchester.’

The song wasn’t really a pre-cognition of the tragic events at the Arena, of course; in fact it was Smith having a moan about architectural changes to Victoria Station:

‘I’m actually very fond of the architecture of Victoria Station, but it’s all been trashed to fuck, and that’s what the song’s about. You know all that beautiful Victorian latticework, like they have at Paddington? They ripped it all off.’

New Facts Emerge contains no alleged pre-cog, being more concerned with shaking down frogs. However, I hate to separate these two tracks as they are two halves of one beautiful whole.

 

Many thanks, as ever, for reading. In the run-up to You Must Get Them All being published, all likes, comments, retweets, shares, etc. are greatly appreciated.

Next week we will be getting all cosy and intimate whilst looking at Fall songs about love and relationships…

Fall Monday Playlist #03 – The Twilight Zone

‘There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.’

Opening narration to The Twilight Zone, season 1 (1959)

Opening narration to The Twilight Zone, seasons 4-5 (1963-64)

Mark E Smith liked his TV. Evidence of this cropped up in many Fall songs: ‘A Lot Of Wind‘ referred to Richard and Judy’s This Morning and its weatherman Fred Talbot; ‘Who Makes The Nazis?‘ mentioned Benny from Crossroads; ‘The Remainderer‘ even borrowed from the theme tune to Baywatch. The TV show that had the greatest influence on the Fall’s work, however, was The Twilight Zone.

The Twilight Zone' Creator Rod Serling Remembered by His Daughter
Rod Serling

Created by Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone originally ran on CBS for five series between 1959 and 1964. It was an amalgamation of science fiction, suspense, horror, fantasy, black comedy and psychological thriller. Its distinguishing feature was its unexpected plot-twist conclusions that often had a moral message. It was revived in the 80s and has subsequently been broadcast in several other incarnations.

Smith was a big fan of the show, and this playlist captures ten moments where The Fall entered The Twilight Zone.

 

R.O.D.
Bend Sinister‘s opening track has a dark, foreboding TZ-like atmosphere (‘It’s approaching / 600 pounds gas and flesh / rotten, tainted  / it’s approaching / lips and tongue abhorrent’) and does spell out the name of the show’s creator. Plus, ‘Realm of Dusk’ could be seen as synonymous with ‘twilight zone’.

Butterflies For Brains
Contains a reference to The Four Of Us Are Dying (see ‘What You Need’ below), a Twilight Zone episode from January 1960.

Kick The Can
Kick The Can was a 1962 episode of The Twilight Zone about a man longing to recapture his youth.

Time Enough At Last
Time Enough At Last was a 1959 episode of The Twilight Zone. Burgess Meredith plays a man who loves reading but never has the time, who survives a nuclear war and finds himself surrounded by books in the ruins of a public library.

Open The Boxoctosis
What’s In The Box? was a 1964 episode where a man’s television set tells him his past, present, and future, revealing to him that he will kill his wife.

Paranoid Man In A Cheap Sh*t Room
Possibly inspired by Nervous Man in a Four Dollar Room, an episode from 1960 in which a small-time crook who gets embroiled in an argument with his own reflection in a hotel mirror. This version of the song, from The Twenty Seven Points, has a bit more crunch than the LP take.

Slang King
‘Wickwire’ is a character from the 1960 Twilight Zone episode Elegy in which 22nd century astronauts discover an Earth-like planet populated by people frozen in time.

What You Need
Inspired by a couple of Twilight Zone episodes, one actually called What You Need, the other being The Four of Us Are Dying. Smith admitted that he got the two episodes mixed up; his confusion probably arose because the two episodes were shown as a double bill in 1983 (yet another Fall fact unearthed by dannyno).

The last two songs on the playlist take us on a bit of a tangent, being related to the Twilight franchise rather than The Twilight Zone.

No Respects Rev.
This interview suggested that ‘No Respects Rev.’ was the song that The Fall offered for use for in a Twilight film…

Cowboy George
… but according to Imperial Wax, it was ‘Cowboy George’ that was offered (and turned down).

 

Thanks for reading. I am working hard on getting You Must Get Them All into publishable shape; the aim is to get it ready for direct order before Christmas. Any retweets, sharing, comments, etc. via Twitter, Facebook or anywhere else would be much appreciated!

Next week I will be delving into the mysterious world of MES pre-cognition…

 

 

 

 

Fall Monday Playlist #02 – Drink & Drugs

‘Mark would drink very strong tea in the morning, up until 11 am, at which time he would switch to beer. As the night went on, the whisky came out. The darker it got, the darker the liquid, the darker he became.’

Brix Smith Start: The Rise The Fall And The Rise

Mark E. Smith's likes and dislikes

Even if you have only a passing interest in The Fall, you’ll be aware that Mark E Smith was very fond of a drink. He was, like Fiery Jack, a ‘hard liver with a hard liver’. Looking back over his career, it feels like 99% of his interviews took place in the pub; indeed some interviewers tended to focus on how much alcohol Smith consumed during their conversation as much as on what he actually said. He was partial to an illegal stimulant as well, of course: he claimed to have taken acid before he started smoking at sixteen, although speed was always his drug of choice.

Not that his multitude of musicians weren’t partial to a bit of intoxication themselves: Karl Burns’ repeated sackings were often due to drunken shenanigans; Paul Hanley’s drumming on Iceland was based on the pounding headache that the country’s spirits-only drinking culture had induced; Simon Wolstencroft has been open about his issues with substance abuse. The Fall were far from unique in this regard of course – most bands alleviate the tedium of life on the road with intoxicants – but it was a particularly ingrained aspect of the group’s culture.

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April 2012, joint interview with Mystery Jets’ Blaine Harrison for the NME by Kevin EG Perry.

Smith tended to be rather flippant, even proud, about this aspect of his personality. In Renegade he declared himself to be ‘one of the 3 per cent who was made to take speed’, making the unlikely claim that it helped him to sleep. There were only a few occasions where he discussed the issue seriously. He recognised that his gaunt appearance on the cover of The Light User Syndrome was a result of his overindulgence with whisky: ‘I look fucking terrible… I wasn’t eating my greens, and my mouth was wearing whisky perfume’. He discussed (albeit reluctantly) his alcohol issues in a February 1996 interview:

‘I’ve had me problems. (Nods to beer) Skulk ’em down. Whisky. (Even bigger pause.) I don’t think this sort of stuff should be talked about because it’s… excuses. I hate all that… being self-obsessed and thinking about your diet and what you drink.’

‘Gitpop now!’, Sylvia Patterson, NME, 3 February 1996

It’s no surprise, therefore, that drink and drugs made frequent appearances across The Fall’s back catalogue. This playlist captures ten prime examples.

 

Rowche Rumble
A song about Valium, inspired by Smith’s experiences as a shipping clerk when most of an accidental overorder of the drug (‘I sent 70 pounds instead of 70p to pharmaceutical company Rowche AG’) ended up stuffed in his bottom drawer. It also suggests that the purpose of your liver is to ‘decant the beer’. The line ‘wives need their pill’ echoes the Rolling Stones’ 1966 track Mother’s Little Helper – ‘Mother needs something today to calm her down / and though she’s not really ill, there’s a little yellow pill… mother’s little helper… gets her through her busy day’.

Pat-Trip Dispenser
Concerning a tour manager who sold dodgy drugs: he ‘thought he could fool the Fall with his imitation speed’.

Everything Hurtz
A hangover song that captures the morning-after ‘pursuing the fuel’ feeling: painful (‘big fat pain in my chest bone’), skint (‘got a big fat no no in my chequebook’), sensitive to noise (‘got the disease tinnitus’) and struggling to talk properly (‘speakin’ like I’ve got Tourette’s’).

This version is from the live album 15 Ways To Leave Your Man, which has a bit more energy than the studio version.

Mexico Wax Solvent
From an album dominated by Smith’s health issues and thoughts of mortality. ‘The barbituates are kicking in.’

Numb At The Lodge
Prozac is known for its numbing qualities. ‘Post-festivities / I’m feeling numb now / from remedies and Prozac’. This version, from the 18th Peel session of December 1994 is more spirited and energetic than the one that appeared on Cerebral Caustic.

Frightened
I’ve never taken speed (I’ve led a very sheltered life) but the dark, claustrophobic, paranoia of Live At The Witch Trials’ makes me feel like I understand the experience: ‘Someone’s always on my tracks / and in a dark room you’d see more than you think / I’m out of my place, got to get back / I sweated a lot, you could feel the violence / I’ve got shears pointed straight at my chest / and time moves slow when you count it.’

Pacifying Joint
A less than subtle play on words, the most pertinent definition of ‘joint’ here is ‘the kind that puts you to sleep’. The Spotify playlist contains the album version, but here’s a cracking version played by the Dudes at the Øyafestivalen festival in Oslo in August 2006.

Fiery Jack
‘I just drink drink drink… I live on pies… my face is slack.’

Victrola Time
‘The post-meth MDMA years…’

Totally Wired
Perhaps the definitive Fall drugs song: ‘I drank a jar of coffee, and then I took some of these.’ This is the version from Live To Air In Melbourne ’82, one of the very best Fall live albums.

 

I hope that you found this week’s playlist suitably intoxicating. Next week we will be visiting the Twilight Zone…